Broadway Musical: Hairspray


Scott Wittman Hairspray is a musical with music by Marc Shaiman (see photo, left), lyrics by Scott Wittman and Shaiman and a book by Mark O'Donnell and Thomas Meehan, based on the 1988 John Waters movie Hairspray. The songs include 1960s-style dance music and "downtown" rhythm and blues. In 1962 Baltimore, Maryland, plump teenager Tracy Turnblad's dream is to dance on The Corny Collins Show, a local TV dance program based on the real-life Buddy Deane Show. When Tracy wins a role on the show, she becomes a celebrity overnight. She then launches a campaign to racially integrate the show. Hairspray is a social commentary on the injustices of parts of American society in the 1960s.
The musical's original Broadway production opened on August 15, 2002 at the Neil Simon Theatre and won eight Tony Awards out of thirteen nominations. As of April 2008, it has played for over 2,300 performances. Hairspray has also enjoyed U.S. national tours and numerous foreign productions and was adapted for a 2007 musical film. The London West End production was nominated for a record-setting eleven Laurence Olivier Awards, winning for Best New Musical and in three other categories.

In 2007, Hairspray was adapted as a musical film starring Nikki Blonsky as Tracy Turnblad and John Travolta as Edna Turnblad.

Major Characters
Tracy Turnblad - A cute, "pleasantly plump" teenager, who dreams of fame and fights to racially integrate The Corny Collins Show.

Edna Turnblad - Tracy's kind, plus-sized mother

Wilbur Turnblad - Tracy's goofy father, who owns the Har-De-Har Hut joke shop.

Link Larkin - A teen heartthrob and one of The Corny Collins Show Council Members who comes to love Tracy.

Penny Pingleton - Tracy's slightly dorky, devoted, and perky best friend.

Seaweed J. Stubbs - A hip "Negro Day" dancer and the son of Motormouth Maybelle.

Motormouth Maybelle - The owner of a downtown record shop and the host of "Negro Day" on The Corny Collins Show.

Corny Collins - The eccentric and cocky host of The Corny Collins Show.

Velma Von Tussle - Amber's scheming mother and producer of The Corny Collins Show.

Amber Von Tussle - Velma's bratty and selfish daughter.

Hairspray (London) - Good Morning Baltimore





"You're Timeless to Me" - Christopher Walken and John Travolta


Lyrics: "You're Timeless to Me"

WILBUR:
Styles keep a changin'
The world's re-arrangin'
But Edna, you're timeless to me
Hemlines are shorter
A beer costs a quarter
But time cannot take what comes free

You're like a stinky old cheese, babe
Just gettin' riper with age
You're like a fatal disease, babe
But there's no cure
So let this fever rage

Some folks can't stand it
Say time is a bandit
But I take the opposite view
Cause when I need a lift
Time brings a gift
Another day with you

A twist or a waltz
It's all the same schmaltz
With just a change in the scenery
You'll never be old hat
That's that!
You're timeless to me

EDNA:
Fads keep a-fadin'
Castro's invading!
But wilbur, you're timeless to me
Hairdos are higher
Mine feels like barbed wire
But you say I'm chic as can be!

You're like a rare vintage ripple
A vintage they'll never forget
So pour me a teeny weenie triple
And we can toast the fact we ain't dead yet!
I can't stop eating
Your hairline's receding
Soon there'll be nothing at all
So, you'll wear a wig
While I roast a pig
Hey! Pass that geritol

Glenn miller had class
That chubby checker's a gas
But they all pass eventually
You'll never be passe
Hip hooray!
You're timeless to me

WILBUR:
You're like a broken down Chevy

EDNA:
All I need is a fresh coat of paint

WILBUR:
And Edna, you got me goin' hot and heavy
You're fat and old, but baby, boring you ain't!

WILBUR & EDNA:
Some folks don't get it
But we never fret it
'Cause we know that time is our friend
It's plain to see
That you're stuck with me
Until the bitter end

And we got a kid
Who's blowin' the lid
Off the turnblad family tree

EDNA:
You'll always hit the spot Big shot!
You're timeless to me

WILBUR:
You'll always be du jour Mon amour
You're timeless to me

EDNA:
You'll always be first string

WILBUR:
Ring-a-ding-ding!

WILBUR & EDNA:
You're timeless to me



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